Monday, February 22, 2010

A Love Affair

In my opinion, there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who eat to live and those who live to eat. Since the beginning of me, I've been amongst the latter group. I honestly don't understand those who don't enjoy food. People who think of food as merely fuel and nothing more just baffle me. Food is a beautiful thing, and eating is one of the few things on earth that everyone can derive joy from over a shared experience.

Having said that, I have to break up with food.  I have to start thinking of food as nutrition, sustenance and necessity other than what I've always thought of it as: Enjoyment.  This makes me sad.  However, if I ever want to have boobs smaller than Jenna Jameson, I'm going to have to reevaluate my stance on this particular issue.

I'm starting operation: breakup today.  We'll see how it goes.  I wish I could say I'm looking forward to it, but I'm really not.

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