Deja Vu Again...

It's been quite a while since I've blogged. The old blog on myspace is still available for viewing, but who really even uses myspace anymore? I know I don't. It's all about Facebook and Twitter now. I have to say I just can't get into Twittering... Or is it Tweeting... Twatting? That can't be right. Anyway, I have a Twitter account that I use solely for celeb-stalking. I think I've posted maybe 5 Tweets (Twatts? Egads, that's almost pornographic!) in 6 months. I just can't get into it. I guess that's because I'm just too damn long winded to be satisfied with a 160 character limit. Something I find a little bit disturbing about the whole Twitter phenomenon is the sheer volume of posts some people have. You would think that someone like Demi Moore would have better things to do than post a Tweeter (whatever, seriously) about what she ate for lunch, or how amazingly handsome her husband is. We get it, Demi. You bagged a dude that could date your daughter and not be looked at funny. You won't see this girl giving you kudos. When you're older and the plastic surgery just can't save you from looking your age anymore, you might end up getting Punk'd by your sweet little man-muffin. Don't say I didn't warn you.

As usual I'll most likely be ranting on here about something or another that no one but me cares about. Hey, it's your precious time you're wasting reading what I write. I thought, to get things started on the right foot, I'd leave you with a list of things that I've learned since rounding the corner toward the big 3-0.

• Nothing is worth holding a grudge over. Grudges are a huge waste of energy.
• No matter how much they pinch or give you blisters, if the shoes are cute enough, it's worth the pain.
• The love of an animal can soothe your soul in the way no human ever could.
• Sex appeal is highly overrated.
• Generosity and kindness are extremely scarce in this world.
• Having your own opinion doesn't necessarily mean you must voice it.

There are many, many more but I'll leave those for another day and another post. Until then...